{"id":129445,"date":"2026-01-25T19:01:46","date_gmt":"2026-01-25T19:01:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/produkt\/sweatshirt-a-few-things-to-do-in-the-morning-not-talk-to-me-funny-morning-quote\/"},"modified":"2026-01-26T17:26:19","modified_gmt":"2026-01-26T17:26:19","slug":"sweatshirt-a-few-things-to-do-in-the-morning-not-talk-to-me-funny-morning-quote","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/en_gb\/produkt\/sweatshirt-a-few-things-to-do-in-the-morning-not-talk-to-me-funny-morning-quote\/","title":{"rendered":"Sweatshirt \u2014 \u201cA Few Things To Do In The Morning: Not Talk To Me\u201d Funny Morning Quote"},"content":{"rendered":"

This cozy sweatshirt says what mornings often can’t: some of us need quiet to wake. The soft, medium-heavy fabric and clean crewneck silhouette wrap you in comfortable structure while the bold, hand-lettered graphic on the front delivers a wry, relatable message. Wear it on slow weekend mornings, during early commutes, or when you want to send a gentle signal\u2014no conversation required. The fit sits neatly without feeling bulky, and thoughtful details like side seams, a ribbed knit collar, and necktape keep its shape wash after wash. It feels lived-in from the first wear but built to last.<\/p>\n

Product features
\n– 80% cotton \/ 20% polyester base (fiber blend varies by color)
\n– Medium-heavy fabric (280 g\/m\u00b2) for warmth and structure
\n– Side seams and ribbed knit collar retain shape over time
\n– Necktape and tear-away label for comfort and easy wear
\n– Stylish fit; runs true to size; meets EU REACH compliance<\/p>\n

Care instructions
\n– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
\n– Do not bleach
\n– Tumble dry: low heat
\n– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
\n– Do not dryclean<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Length, in<\/td>\n26.77<\/td>\n27.95<\/td>\n29.13<\/td>\n30.31<\/td>\n31.50<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sleeve length, in<\/td>\n25.59<\/td>\n26.18<\/td>\n26.77<\/td>\n27.36<\/td>\n27.95<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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