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Slip into a sweatshirt that speaks for you when words fail. The bold, hand-lettered message sits center chest \u2014 wry, unapologetic, and oddly comforting. It layers easily over a tee for morning coffees or anchors your look at low-key gatherings. The fit sits stylishly relaxed without feeling sloppy; the medium-heavy fabric adds weight and warmth while keeping a clean silhouette. Wear it when you want to keep the small talk short and your vibe loud.<\/p>\n

Product features
\n– Medium-heavy 9.9 oz (280 g\/m\u00b2) fabric for warmth and durability
\n– Blend varies by color (common: 80% cotton \/ 20% polyester)
\n– Side seams and ribbed knit collar for shape retention
\n– Necktape and tear-away label for comfort
\n– Stylish, true-to-size fit with age 18+ sizing and EU REACH compliance<\/p>\n

Care instructions
\n– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
\n– Do not bleach
\n– Tumble dry: low heat
\n– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
\n– Do not dryclean<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Width, in<\/td>\n20.47<\/td>\n22.05<\/td>\n23.62<\/td>\n25.20<\/td>\n26.77<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Length, in<\/td>\n26.77<\/td>\n27.95<\/td>\n29.13<\/td>\n30.31<\/td>\n31.50<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sleeve length, in<\/td>\n25.59<\/td>\n26.18<\/td>\n26.77<\/td>\n27.36<\/td>\n27.95<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Slip into a sweatshirt that speaks for you when words fail. The bold, hand-lettered message sits center chest \u2014 wry, unapologetic, and oddly comforting. It layers easily over a tee for morning coffees or anchors your look at low-key gatherings. 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