{"id":130721,"date":"2026-01-25T19:11:15","date_gmt":"2026-01-25T19:11:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/produkt\/sweatshirt-being-a-functional-adult-every-day-seems-a-bit-excessive-funny-crewneck\/"},"modified":"2026-01-26T17:26:55","modified_gmt":"2026-01-26T17:26:55","slug":"sweatshirt-being-a-functional-adult-every-day-seems-a-bit-excessive-funny-crewneck","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/en_gb\/produkt\/sweatshirt-being-a-functional-adult-every-day-seems-a-bit-excessive-funny-crewneck\/","title":{"rendered":"Sweatshirt \u2014 \u201cBeing a Functional Adult Every Day Seems a Bit Excessive\u201d Funny Crewneck"},"content":{"rendered":"

Soft, warm, and a little bit sassy \u2014 this sweatshirt carries a wry message for anyone who\u2019s tired of the daily grind. The clean, black typographic design reads like a laugh between friends: \u201cBeing a functional adult every day seems a bit excessive.\u201d It sits on a medium-heavy, structured sweatshirt that holds its shape and feels substantial without being stiff. Wear it at home with a mug, layered for a quick errand, or to a low-key get-together where comfort and humor win. The ribbed collar and side seams give a tailored feel, and the tear-away label keeps the back of your neck comfortable. Runs true to size and keeps its look after washes thanks to quality fabric blends and reinforced neck tape.<\/p>\n

Product features
\n– Medium-heavy fabric (9.9 oz\/yd\u00b2) for warmth and durability
\n– Blended cotton\/polyester for softness with shape retention (ratios vary by color)
\n– Side seams and ribbed knit collar for a structured, lasting fit
\n– Necktape and tear-away label for comfort and reduced stretching
\n– Stylish fit that runs true to size and meets EU REACH compliance<\/p>\n

Care instructions
\n– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
\n– Do not bleach
\n– Tumble dry: low heat
\n– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
\n– Do not dryclean<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Width, in<\/td>\n20.47<\/td>\n22.05<\/td>\n23.62<\/td>\n25.20<\/td>\n26.77<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Length, in<\/td>\n26.77<\/td>\n27.95<\/td>\n29.13<\/td>\n30.31<\/td>\n31.50<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sleeve length, in<\/td>\n25.59<\/td>\n26.18<\/td>\n26.77<\/td>\n27.36<\/td>\n27.95<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Soft, warm, and a little bit sassy \u2014 this sweatshirt carries a wry message for anyone who\u2019s tired of the daily grind. The clean, black typographic design reads like a laugh between friends: \u201cBeing a functional adult every day seems a bit excessive.\u201d It sits on a medium-heavy, structured sweatshirt that holds its shape and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":131221,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[1386],"product_tag":[1985,1981,1983,1975,1974,1982,1904,1903,1920,1976,1977,1980,1988,1984,1979,1986,1978,1989,1987],"class_list":["post-130721","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","product_cat-sweatshirts-funny","product_tag-adult-humor","product_tag-comedy-shirt","product_tag-dad-joke-shirt","product_tag-funny-shirt","product_tag-funny-tshirt","product_tag-gag-gift","product_tag-gift-for-her","product_tag-gift-for-him","product_tag-graphic-tee","product_tag-humor-shirt","product_tag-joke-shirt","product_tag-meme-shirt","product_tag-mens-funny-shirt","product_tag-nerd-humor","product_tag-novelty-tshirt","product_tag-office-humor","product_tag-sarcastic-shirt","product_tag-unisex-tshirt","product_tag-womens-funny-shirt","first","instock","taxable","shipping-taxable","purchasable","product-type-variable","has-default-attributes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":130282,"url":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/en_gb\/produkt\/sweatshirt-being-a-functional-adult-every-day-seems-a-bit-excessive-funny-casual-pullover\/","url_meta":{"origin":130721,"position":0},"title":"Sweatshirt \u2014 “Being a Functional Adult Every Day Seems a Bit Excessive” Funny Casual Pullover","author":"Aure Thread","date":"25\/01\/2026","format":false,"excerpt":"Remember the small victories\u2014the coffee made, the meeting survived, the laundry folded. 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