{"id":142932,"date":"2026-01-27T19:13:31","date_gmt":"2026-01-27T19:13:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/produkt\/no-graphic-t-shirt-first-of-all-no-second-of-all-still-no-funny-statement-tee\/"},"modified":"2026-02-24T21:22:37","modified_gmt":"2026-02-24T21:22:37","slug":"no-graphic-t-shirt-first-of-all-no-second-of-all-still-no-funny-statement-tee","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/en_gb\/produkt\/no-graphic-t-shirt-first-of-all-no-second-of-all-still-no-funny-statement-tee\/","title":{"rendered":"NO Graphic T-Shirt \u2014 “First of All… NO. Second of All… STILL NO” Funny Statement Tee"},"content":{"rendered":"

A crisp, lightweight tee with a bold, playful attitude. The front reads \u201cFirst of All… NO \/ Second of All… STILL NO\u201d in a mix of chunky and hand-lettered type that feels like a wink and a firmly set boundary at the same time. It drapes cleanly thanks to a classic crew cut and smooth ring-spun cotton, so the message stays visible whether you\u2019re running errands, meeting friends, or lounging at home. The natural fabric texture and tear-away label keep comfort up and distractions down. Wear it when you want your mood to be obvious without saying a word \u2014 casual, confident, and a little bit cheeky.<\/p>\n

Product features
\n– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m\u00b2) for a soft, breathable feel
\n– Tubular knit construction \u2014 no side seams for a smooth, clean drape
\n– Ribbed collar with shoulder twill tape to hold shape and resist stretching
\n– Pearlized tear-away label for irritation-free wear; Oeko-Tex certified materials
\n– DTG\/DTF printing options for crisp front and sleeve\/neck prints; EU 2-year warranty<\/p>\n

Care instructions
\n– Do not dryclean
\n– Do not bleach
\n– Tumble dry: low heat
\n– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
\n– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
<\/th>\nXS<\/th>\nS<\/th>\nM<\/th>\nL<\/th>\nXL<\/th>\n2XL<\/th>\n3XL<\/th>\n4XL<\/th>\n5XL<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<\/thead>\n
Width, in<\/td>\n16.00<\/td>\n18.00<\/td>\n20.00<\/td>\n22.00<\/td>\n24.00<\/td>\n26.00<\/td>\n28.00<\/td>\n30.00<\/td>\n32.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Length, in<\/td>\n27.00<\/td>\n28.00<\/td>\n29.00<\/td>\n30.00<\/td>\n31.00<\/td>\n32.00<\/td>\n33.00<\/td>\n34.00<\/td>\n35.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sleeve length, in<\/td>\n7.99<\/td>\n8.23<\/td>\n8.50<\/td>\n8.74<\/td>\n9.02<\/td>\n9.25<\/td>\n9.49<\/td>\n9.72<\/td>\n9.96<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Size tolerance, in<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A crisp, lightweight tee with a bold, playful attitude. The front reads \u201cFirst of All… NO \/ Second of All… STILL NO\u201d in a mix of chunky and hand-lettered type that feels like a wink and a firmly set boundary at the same time. 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