{"id":145321,"date":"2026-01-27T19:24:56","date_gmt":"2026-01-27T19:24:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/produkt\/funny-quote-t-shirt-i-have-it-all-together-i-just-forgot-where-i-put-it\/"},"modified":"2026-02-24T21:32:40","modified_gmt":"2026-02-24T21:32:40","slug":"funny-quote-t-shirt-i-have-it-all-together-i-just-forgot-where-i-put-it","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/en_gb\/produkt\/funny-quote-t-shirt-i-have-it-all-together-i-just-forgot-where-i-put-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Quote T-Shirt \u2014 “I Have It All Together I Just Forgot Where I Put It”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lightweight, comfortable, and quietly funny \u2014 this soft cotton tee wears like a favorite and speaks like you do. The clean crew neckline and classic fit keep the silhouette simple while the bold, hand-lettered message across the chest adds personality without being loud. It layers easily under jackets or stands alone on errand days, parenting marathons, or casual meet-ups when you want to admit you\u2019ve got the pieces but not always the placement. Breathable ring\u2011spun cotton and a tear\u2011away label make it an easy choice for everyday wear; the neutral print works with jeans, joggers, or a relaxed blazer for a smarter casual look.<\/p>\n

Product features
\n– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m\u00b2) for soft, breathable comfort
\n– Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
\n– Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
\n– Pearlized tear\u2011away label for itch-free wear; adult sizes with EU 2-year warranty
\n– DTG\/DTF printing methods used for crisp front and sleeve prints; Oeko\u2011Tex and safety compliant<\/p>\n

Care instructions
\n– Do not dryclean
\n– Do not bleach
\n– Tumble dry: low heat
\n– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
\n– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Width, in<\/td>\n16.00<\/td>\n18.00<\/td>\n20.00<\/td>\n22.00<\/td>\n24.00<\/td>\n26.00<\/td>\n28.00<\/td>\n30.00<\/td>\n32.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Length, in<\/td>\n27.00<\/td>\n28.00<\/td>\n29.00<\/td>\n30.00<\/td>\n31.00<\/td>\n32.00<\/td>\n33.00<\/td>\n34.00<\/td>\n35.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sleeve length, in<\/td>\n7.99<\/td>\n8.23<\/td>\n8.50<\/td>\n8.74<\/td>\n9.02<\/td>\n9.25<\/td>\n9.49<\/td>\n9.72<\/td>\n9.96<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Size tolerance, in<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Lightweight, comfortable, and quietly funny \u2014 this soft cotton tee wears like a favorite and speaks like you do. The clean crew neckline and classic fit keep the silhouette simple while the bold, hand-lettered message across the chest adds personality without being loud. 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