{"id":146052,"date":"2026-01-27T19:28:17","date_gmt":"2026-01-27T19:28:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/produkt\/i-like-my-coffee-how-i-like-myself-t-shirt-dark-bitter-too-hot-for-you-coffee-tee\/"},"modified":"2026-02-24T21:32:12","modified_gmt":"2026-02-24T21:32:12","slug":"i-like-my-coffee-how-i-like-myself-t-shirt-dark-bitter-too-hot-for-you-coffee-tee","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/en_gb\/produkt\/i-like-my-coffee-how-i-like-myself-t-shirt-dark-bitter-too-hot-for-you-coffee-tee\/","title":{"rendered":"I Like My Coffee How I Like Myself T-Shirt \u2014 Dark, Bitter & Too Hot For You Coffee Tee"},"content":{"rendered":"

A lightweight, comfortable tee that speaks coffee-first attitude with quiet wit. This classic crew shirt wears like an old favorite: soft ring-spun cotton, a clean crew neckline, and a smooth face that keeps the bold black lettering crisp wash after wash. The design reads like a morning mantra \u2014 dark, bitter, and unapologetically guarded \u2014 making it a subtle statement piece for coffee runs, slow mornings at the kitchen table, or working from a corner table at a neighborhood caf\u00e9. It settles close to the body without clinging and layers easily under jackets or flannels for cooler days. Ethically sourced cotton and durable construction mean this shirt becomes part of the routine, not a fleeting novelty.<\/p>\n

Product features
\n– 100% ring-spun cotton body (lightweight 153 g\/m\u00b2) for a soft, breathable feel
\n– Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
\n– Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching
\n– Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear; DTF\/DTG prints for crisp, long-lasting graphics
\n– Ethically sourced cotton, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty and compliance with safety standards<\/p>\n

Care instructions
\n– Do not dryclean
\n– Do not bleach
\n– Tumble dry: low heat
\n– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
\n– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Width, in<\/td>\n16.00<\/td>\n18.00<\/td>\n20.00<\/td>\n22.00<\/td>\n24.00<\/td>\n26.00<\/td>\n28.00<\/td>\n30.00<\/td>\n32.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Length, in<\/td>\n27.00<\/td>\n28.00<\/td>\n29.00<\/td>\n30.00<\/td>\n31.00<\/td>\n32.00<\/td>\n33.00<\/td>\n34.00<\/td>\n35.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sleeve length, in<\/td>\n7.99<\/td>\n8.23<\/td>\n8.50<\/td>\n8.74<\/td>\n9.02<\/td>\n9.25<\/td>\n9.49<\/td>\n9.72<\/td>\n9.96<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Size tolerance, in<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A lightweight, comfortable tee that speaks coffee-first attitude with quiet wit. This classic crew shirt wears like an old favorite: soft ring-spun cotton, a clean crew neckline, and a smooth face that keeps the bold black lettering crisp wash after wash. 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