{"id":146168,"date":"2026-01-27T19:29:07","date_gmt":"2026-01-27T19:29:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/produkt\/long-sleeve-tee-first-of-all-no-second-of-all-still-no-funny-graphic\/"},"modified":"2026-02-28T09:07:16","modified_gmt":"2026-02-28T09:07:16","slug":"long-sleeve-tee-first-of-all-no-second-of-all-still-no-funny-graphic","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/en_gb\/produkt\/long-sleeve-tee-first-of-all-no-second-of-all-still-no-funny-graphic\/","title":{"rendered":"Long Sleeve Tee \u2014 “First of All… NO. Second of All… STILL NO” Funny Graphic"},"content":{"rendered":"

A soft, lightweight long sleeve tee that says what you mean without saying much at all. The clean white fabric and bold black lettering read \u201cFirst of All\u2026 NO \/ Second of All\u2026 STILL NO,\u201d giving this shirt a confident, slightly snarky voice. It feels breathable against the skin and moves with you\u2014an easy layer for mornings when you need comfort and boundaries. Wear it with jeans for an off-duty look, under a jacket when you want a subtle statement, or around the house when you\u2019re savoring quiet time. The design is simple, direct, and a little irreverent\u2014made for people who appreciate straight talk and understated style.<\/p>\n

Product features
\n– Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for all-day comfort
\n– 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton in solid colors (varies for heathers\/triblends)
\n– Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
\n– Retail fit with side seams \u2014 runs true to size
\n– Tear-away and DTF inner neck label; made in Nicaragua<\/p>\n

Care instructions
\n– Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
\n– Tumble dry: low heat
\n– Iron, team or dry: medium heat
\n– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
\n– Do not dryclean<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Width, in<\/td>\n16.50<\/td>\n17.99<\/td>\n20.00<\/td>\n21.97<\/td>\n23.98<\/td>\n25.98<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Length, in<\/td>\n26.97<\/td>\n27.99<\/td>\n28.98<\/td>\n30.00<\/td>\n30.98<\/td>\n32.01<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sleeve length, in<\/td>\n25.00<\/td>\n26.93<\/td>\n27.17<\/td>\n27.56<\/td>\n27.95<\/td>\n28.35<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Size tolerance, in<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A soft, lightweight long sleeve tee that says what you mean without saying much at all. The clean white fabric and bold black lettering read \u201cFirst of All\u2026 NO \/ Second of All\u2026 STILL NO,\u201d giving this shirt a confident, slightly snarky voice. It feels breathable against the skin and moves with you\u2014an easy layer […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":149247,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[1385],"product_tag":[1985,1981,1983,1975,1974,1982,1904,1903,1920,1976,1977,1980,1988,1984,1979,1986,1978,1989,1987],"class_list":["post-146168","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","product_cat-long-sleeves-funny","product_tag-adult-humor","product_tag-comedy-shirt","product_tag-dad-joke-shirt","product_tag-funny-shirt","product_tag-funny-tshirt","product_tag-gag-gift","product_tag-gift-for-her","product_tag-gift-for-him","product_tag-graphic-tee","product_tag-humor-shirt","product_tag-joke-shirt","product_tag-meme-shirt","product_tag-mens-funny-shirt","product_tag-nerd-humor","product_tag-novelty-tshirt","product_tag-office-humor","product_tag-sarcastic-shirt","product_tag-unisex-tshirt","product_tag-womens-funny-shirt","first","instock","sale","taxable","shipping-taxable","purchasable","product-type-variable","has-default-attributes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":166411,"url":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/en_gb\/produkt\/neon-rainbow-lion-long-sleeve-tee\/","url_meta":{"origin":146168,"position":0},"title":"Neon Rainbow Lion Long Sleeve Tee","author":"Aure Thread","date":"29\/01\/2026","format":false,"excerpt":"This lightweight long-sleeve tee carries a bold, neon lion portrait that seems to glow against the black fabric. 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