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Soft, lightweight long-sleeve tee with a tongue-in-cheek graphic that reads: \u201cI have it all together, I just forgot where I put it.\u201d The slim retail fit and breathable Airlume cotton make this shirt feel like a second skin during busy days at work, relaxed weekends, or coffee runs. Subtle ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the neckline and shoulders looking sharp after many wears. The printed inner neck label and tear-away tag add comfort for people who prefer minimal fuss. Wear it with worn jeans, a messy bun, and a sense of humor \u2014 it\u2019s the kind of tee that sparks a smile and says \u201cI\u2019m juggling life, and that\u2019s okay.\u201d<\/p>\n

Product features
\n– Lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton for breathable comfort
\n– Retail fit that runs true to size
\n– Durable construction: side seams, ribbed collar, and shoulder tape
\n– Printed DTF inner neck label and tear-away tag for comfort
\n– Varied fiber blends by color (solid 100% cotton; heather & triblend options)<\/p>\n

Care instructions
\n– Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
\n– Tumble dry: low heat
\n– Iron, team or dry: medium heat
\n– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
\n– Do not dryclean<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Width, in<\/td>\n16.50<\/td>\n17.99<\/td>\n20.00<\/td>\n21.97<\/td>\n23.98<\/td>\n25.98<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Length, in<\/td>\n26.97<\/td>\n27.99<\/td>\n28.98<\/td>\n30.00<\/td>\n30.98<\/td>\n32.01<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sleeve length, in<\/td>\n25.00<\/td>\n26.93<\/td>\n27.17<\/td>\n27.56<\/td>\n27.95<\/td>\n28.35<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Size tolerance, in<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Soft, lightweight long-sleeve tee with a tongue-in-cheek graphic that reads: \u201cI have it all together, I just forgot where I put it.\u201d The slim retail fit and breathable Airlume cotton make this shirt feel like a second skin during busy days at work, relaxed weekends, or coffee runs. 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