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Lightweight long-sleeve shirt with a playful sushi illustration that brings a quiet, silly joy to everyday wear. The soft white fabric and retail fit let the little salmon-nigiri character sit front-and-center without overwhelming the look. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, during low-key meetups with fellow food-nerds, or layered under a jacket for a weekend market run. The image feels warm and a little smug \u2014 like the calm confidence of someone who knows how to savor small pleasures. This tee slips into the rhythm of casual days, sparking smiles from strangers and inside jokes among friends who appreciate clever, food-focused humor.<\/span><\/p>\n

Product features<\/span>
\n<\/span>\u2013 Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathable all-day comfort<\/span>
\n<\/span>\u2013 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber mix varies by color) for a soft hand<\/span>
\n<\/span>\u2013 Retail fit with side seams and shoulder tape for durable shape retention<\/span>
\n<\/span>\u2013 Ribbed knit collar and tear-away\/DTF inner neck label for comfortable wear<\/span>
\n<\/span>\u2013 Runs true to size; meets flammability requirements and made in Nicaragua<\/span><\/p>\n

Care instructions<\/span>
\n<\/span>\u2013 Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)<\/span>
\n<\/span>\u2013 Tumble dry: low heat<\/span>
\n<\/span>\u2013 Iron, team or dry: medium heat<\/span>
\n<\/span>\u2013 Non-chlorine: bleach as needed<\/span>
\n<\/span>\u2013 Do not dryclean<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
<\/th>\nXS<\/th>\nS<\/th>\nM<\/th>\nL<\/th>\nXL<\/th>\n2XL<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<\/thead>\n
Width, in<\/td>\n16.50<\/td>\n17.99<\/td>\n20.00<\/td>\n21.97<\/td>\n23.98<\/td>\n25.98<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Length, in<\/td>\n26.97<\/td>\n27.99<\/td>\n28.98<\/td>\n30.00<\/td>\n30.98<\/td>\n32.01<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sleeve length, in<\/td>\n25.00<\/td>\n26.93<\/td>\n27.17<\/td>\n27.56<\/td>\n27.95<\/td>\n28.35<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Size tolerance, in<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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