{"id":158230,"date":"2026-01-28T20:07:38","date_gmt":"2026-01-28T20:07:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/produkt\/lashes-longer-than-my-patience-sweatshirt-2\/"},"modified":"2026-01-29T17:25:19","modified_gmt":"2026-01-29T17:25:19","slug":"lashes-longer-than-my-patience-sweatshirt-2","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/en_gb\/produkt\/lashes-longer-than-my-patience-sweatshirt-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Lashes Longer Than My Patience Sweatshirt"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lightweight warmth with a playful wink. This sweatshirt carries a bold, hand-lettered message across the chest \u2014 \u201cLashes longer than my patience\u201d \u2014 in a high-contrast print that reads like a sassy note to the world. The medium-heavy fabric and ribbed collar give it a structured, comfortable feel, while side seams keep the silhouette looking neat after repeated wear. It\u2019s an easy layer for early mornings at the salon, coffee runs between clients, or lazy weekends spent perfecting a winged liner. Wear it with leggings and a messy bun, or layer under a denim jacket when the temperature drops. The soft interior and tear-away label make it feel made for all-day comfort, and the stylish fit keeps the look modern without trying too hard.<\/p>\n

Product features
\n– Medium-heavy fabric (280 g\/m\u00b2) for cozy structure and warmth
\n– Cotton\/polyester blends vary by color for softness and durability
\n– Side seams preserve shape and provide a flattering fit
\n– Ribbed knit collar with necktape for comfort and long-lasting shape
\n– Tear-away label, runs true to size, adult sizing, EU REACH compliant<\/p>\n

Care instructions
\n– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
\n– Do not bleach
\n– Tumble dry: low heat
\n– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
\n– Do not dryclean<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Width, in<\/td>\n20.47<\/td>\n22.05<\/td>\n23.62<\/td>\n25.20<\/td>\n26.77<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Length, in<\/td>\n26.77<\/td>\n27.95<\/td>\n29.13<\/td>\n30.31<\/td>\n31.50<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sleeve length, in<\/td>\n25.59<\/td>\n26.18<\/td>\n26.77<\/td>\n27.36<\/td>\n27.95<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Lightweight warmth with a playful wink. This sweatshirt carries a bold, hand-lettered message across the chest \u2014 \u201cLashes longer than my patience\u201d \u2014 in a high-contrast print that reads like a sassy note to the world. 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