{"id":159148,"date":"2026-01-28T20:24:00","date_gmt":"2026-01-28T20:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/produkt\/lashes-longer-than-my-patience-hoodie-2\/"},"modified":"2026-01-29T17:25:42","modified_gmt":"2026-01-29T17:25:42","slug":"lashes-longer-than-my-patience-hoodie-2","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/en_gb\/produkt\/lashes-longer-than-my-patience-hoodie-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Lashes Longer Than My Patience Hoodie"},"content":{"rendered":"

Soft, slightly slouchy hoodie with a bold, playful front print that reads \u201cLashes Longer Than My Patience.\u201d It feels like the cozy companion you grab for late-night coffee runs, beauty runs between appointments, or relaxed mornings at the vanity. The medium-heavy fabric holds printed detail crisp and flat, while the roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable hood keep you comfortable when schedules run long. Wear it over leggings, denim, or track pants to signal humor and style without trying too hard.<\/p>\n

Product features
\n– 80% cotton \/ 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric for a soft yet durable hand
\n– Adjustable drawstring hood with matching woven cord
\n– Roomy kangaroo pouch pocket to warm hands or stash essentials
\n– Ribbed-knit cuffs and waistband retain shape and provide comfortable stretch
\n– Tear-away label and regular fit for easy wear and printing compatibility<\/p>\n

Care instructions
\n– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
\n– Do not bleach
\n– Do not tumble dry
\n– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
\n– Do not dryclean<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
<\/th>\nS<\/th>\nM<\/th>\nL<\/th>\nXL<\/th>\n2XL<\/th>\n3XL<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<\/thead>\n
Width, in<\/td>\n20.47<\/td>\n21.65<\/td>\n22.83<\/td>\n24.02<\/td>\n25.20<\/td>\n26.38<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Length, in<\/td>\n28.35<\/td>\n29.33<\/td>\n30.31<\/td>\n31.30<\/td>\n32.28<\/td>\n33.27<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Soft, slightly slouchy hoodie with a bold, playful front print that reads \u201cLashes Longer Than My Patience.\u201d It feels like the cozy companion you grab for late-night coffee runs, beauty runs between appointments, or relaxed mornings at the vanity. 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