{"id":160205,"date":"2026-01-28T20:35:08","date_gmt":"2026-01-28T20:35:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/produkt\/lashes-longer-than-my-patience-t-shirt-2\/"},"modified":"2026-02-24T21:41:11","modified_gmt":"2026-02-24T21:41:11","slug":"lashes-longer-than-my-patience-t-shirt-2","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/en_gb\/produkt\/lashes-longer-than-my-patience-t-shirt-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Lashes Longer Than My Patience T-Shirt"},"content":{"rendered":"

Soft, casual, and a little sassy \u2014 this lightweight tee carries a cheeky message in bold script: “Lashes longer than my patience.” It sits comfortably on the body with a classic crew neckline and a clean, unbroken knit that keeps the silhouette smooth. Wear it between clients, on quick coffee runs, or during laid-back salon days to express personality without trying too hard. The smooth print stands out on the breathable white fabric, and the tear-away label and ribbed collar keep you comfortable through long shifts and long chats.<\/p>\n

Product features
\n– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m\u00b2) for a soft, breathable feel
\n– Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean silhouette
\n– Ribbed neckline with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
\n– Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; EU 2-year warranty; safety certifications (Oeko-Tex, compliance with flammability and heavy metal limits)
\n– DTG prints on body with optional DTF sleeve\/neck label printing; ethically sourced cotton and made in Bangladesh<\/p>\n

Care instructions
\n– Do not dryclean
\n– Do not bleach
\n– Tumble dry: low heat
\n– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
\n– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
<\/th>\nXS<\/th>\nS<\/th>\nM<\/th>\nL<\/th>\nXL<\/th>\n2XL<\/th>\n3XL<\/th>\n4XL<\/th>\n5XL<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<\/thead>\n
Width, in<\/td>\n16.00<\/td>\n18.00<\/td>\n20.00<\/td>\n22.00<\/td>\n24.00<\/td>\n26.00<\/td>\n28.00<\/td>\n30.00<\/td>\n32.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Length, in<\/td>\n27.00<\/td>\n28.00<\/td>\n29.00<\/td>\n30.00<\/td>\n31.00<\/td>\n32.00<\/td>\n33.00<\/td>\n34.00<\/td>\n35.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sleeve length, in<\/td>\n7.99<\/td>\n8.23<\/td>\n8.50<\/td>\n8.74<\/td>\n9.02<\/td>\n9.25<\/td>\n9.49<\/td>\n9.72<\/td>\n9.96<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Size tolerance, in<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Soft, casual, and a little sassy \u2014 this lightweight tee carries a cheeky message in bold script: “Lashes longer than my patience.” It sits comfortably on the body with a classic crew neckline and a clean, unbroken knit that keeps the silhouette smooth. 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