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This cozy sweatshirt speaks directly to nurses who carry both compassion and dark humor through long shifts. Soft yet sturdy, it settles in like a familiar breakroom joke: bold, hand-lettered text and medical icons that read \u201cI\u2019m a nurse \u2014 I don\u2019t need a therapist, I have my patients.\u201d Wear it on commute days, late-night charting sessions, or on your day off when you still want to wear scrubs-adjacent comfort. The fit is roomy without feeling sloppy, with a ribbed collar and side seams that keep its shape wash after wash. It\u2019s the kind of layer that feels like an inside nod to colleagues and a little reminder of why you show up \u2014 even when the laughter is the best medicine.<\/p>\n

Product Type: Sweatshirt<\/p>\n

Product Features:
\n– Medium-heavy 280 g\/m\u00b2 fabric: warm and durable for shift changes and cooler commutes.
\n– Cotton\/poly blends vary by color for softness with reliable structure.
\n– Side seams and ribbed knit collar preserve shape over repeated wear.
\n– Necktape and tear-away label increase comfort, reduce irritation.
\n– Stylish fit that runs true to size; suitable for adult wearers.<\/p>\n

Product features
\n– Medium-heavy 9.9 oz\/yd\u00b2 (280 g\/m\u00b2) fabric for warmth and durability
\n– Cotton\/polyester blends (varies by color) for softness and structure
\n– Side seams and ribbed knit collar help maintain shape
\n– Necktape for comfort and a tear-away label to prevent irritation
\n– Stylish fit that runs true to size and meets EU REACH requirements<\/p>\n

Care instructions
\n– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
\n– Do not bleach
\n– Tumble dry: low heat
\n– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
\n– Do not dryclean<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Length, in<\/td>\n26.77<\/td>\n27.95<\/td>\n29.13<\/td>\n30.31<\/td>\n31.50<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sleeve length, in<\/td>\n25.59<\/td>\n26.18<\/td>\n26.77<\/td>\n27.36<\/td>\n27.95<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  This cozy sweatshirt speaks directly to nurses who carry both compassion and dark humor through long shifts. Soft yet sturdy, it settles in like a familiar breakroom joke: bold, hand-lettered text and medical icons that read \u201cI\u2019m a nurse \u2014 I don\u2019t need a therapist, I have my patients.\u201d Wear it on commute days, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":254551,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[1386],"product_tag":[2202,2195,2198,2200,2190,2192,2201,2191,2193,1833,2189,2197,2188,2196,2185,2199,2186,2187,2194,2026],"class_list":["post-254445","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","product_cat-sweatshirts-funny","product_tag-appreciation-gift","product_tag-frontline-worker","product_tag-gift-for-nurse","product_tag-graduation-gift","product_tag-healthcare-worker","product_tag-hospital-life","product_tag-medical-humor","product_tag-medical-professional","product_tag-night-shift-nurse","product_tag-nurse","product_tag-nurse-apparel","product_tag-nurse-gift","product_tag-nurse-life","product_tag-nurse-pride","product_tag-nursing","product_tag-nursing-school","product_tag-registered-nurse","product_tag-rn-life","product_tag-scrubs-life","product_tag-unisex-clothing","first","instock","taxable","shipping-taxable","purchasable","product-type-variable","has-default-attributes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":254748,"url":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/en_gb\/produkt\/nurse-long-sleeve-tee-im-a-nurse-i-dont-need-a-therapist-i-have-my-patients\/","url_meta":{"origin":254445,"position":0},"title":"Nurse Long Sleeve Tee \u2014 \u201cI\u2019m a Nurse I Don\u2019t Need a Therapist I Have My Patients\u201d","author":"Aure Thread","date":"02\/02\/2026","format":false,"excerpt":"Soft, lightweight long-sleeve tee designed for nurses who want to wear their humor and hard work on their sleeve. 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