{"id":256774,"date":"2026-02-02T19:54:40","date_gmt":"2026-02-02T19:54:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/produkt\/nurse-quote-long-sleeve-tee-im-a-nurse-not-a-magician-comfort-shirt\/"},"modified":"2026-02-28T08:57:12","modified_gmt":"2026-02-28T08:57:12","slug":"nurse-quote-long-sleeve-tee-im-a-nurse-not-a-magician-comfort-shirt","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/en_gb\/produkt\/nurse-quote-long-sleeve-tee-im-a-nurse-not-a-magician-comfort-shirt\/","title":{"rendered":"Nurse Quote Long Sleeve Tee \u2014 “I’m a Nurse, Not a Magician” Comfort Shirt"},"content":{"rendered":"

Soft, lightweight long-sleeve tee designed for nurses who carry compassion and calm through every shift. The front lettering blends playful script and hand-drawn accents to say, \u201cI\u2019m a nurse, not a magician \u2014 but I can make your pain disappear,\u201d with a subtle gold-highlighted word for warmth. Wear it between rounds, on coffee breaks, or at casual meetups with colleagues \u2014 it\u2019s breathable, moves with you, and keeps a clean, streamlined look that layers easily under scrubs or jackets. The long sleeves add a little extra coverage on cool units and during night shifts, while the retail fit keeps the silhouette modern without feeling tight. It\u2019s the kind of tee nurses reach for when they want a quiet reminder of the skill and care they bring to others.<\/p>\n

Product features
\n– Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathable all-day wear
\n– Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (varies by color) for a soft hand
\n– Retail fit with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape
\n– Ribbed knit collar and tear-away DTF inner neck label for comfort
\n– Runs true to size; made in Nicaragua and meets flammability requirements<\/p>\n

Care instructions
\n– Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
\n– Tumble dry: low heat
\n– Iron, team or dry: medium heat
\n– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
\n– Do not dryclean<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Width, in<\/td>\n16.50<\/td>\n17.99<\/td>\n20.00<\/td>\n21.97<\/td>\n23.98<\/td>\n25.98<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Length, in<\/td>\n26.97<\/td>\n27.99<\/td>\n28.98<\/td>\n30.00<\/td>\n30.98<\/td>\n32.01<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sleeve length, in<\/td>\n25.00<\/td>\n26.93<\/td>\n27.17<\/td>\n27.56<\/td>\n27.95<\/td>\n28.35<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Size tolerance, in<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n1.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Soft, lightweight long-sleeve tee designed for nurses who carry compassion and calm through every shift. The front lettering blends playful script and hand-drawn accents to say, \u201cI\u2019m a nurse, not a magician \u2014 but I can make your pain disappear,\u201d with a subtle gold-highlighted word for warmth. 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