{"id":257359,"date":"2026-02-02T19:56:57","date_gmt":"2026-02-02T19:56:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/produkt\/nurse-t-shirt-im-not-short-tempered-im-just-a-nurse-funny-healthcare-tee\/"},"modified":"2026-02-24T21:45:15","modified_gmt":"2026-02-24T21:45:15","slug":"nurse-t-shirt-im-not-short-tempered-im-just-a-nurse-funny-healthcare-tee","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/en_gb\/produkt\/nurse-t-shirt-im-not-short-tempered-im-just-a-nurse-funny-healthcare-tee\/","title":{"rendered":"Nurse T-Shirt \u2014 &#8220;I&#8217;m Not Short, Tempered, I&#8217;m Just a Nurse&#8221; Funny Healthcare Tee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This lightweight cotton tee brings a wink and a wink-of-humor to long shifts and quick coffee breaks. The front print reads with playful typography and a syringe graphic, letting the wearer announce their nurse identity with a little edge and a lot of personality. 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