{"id":272867,"date":"2026-02-06T19:19:24","date_gmt":"2026-02-06T19:19:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/produkt\/hoodie-keep-calm-and-buy-more-fern-minimal-vertical-text-college-hoodie\/"},"modified":"2026-02-08T09:54:09","modified_gmt":"2026-02-08T09:54:09","slug":"hoodie-keep-calm-and-buy-more-fern-minimal-vertical-text-college-hoodie","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/en_gb\/produkt\/hoodie-keep-calm-and-buy-more-fern-minimal-vertical-text-college-hoodie\/","title":{"rendered":"Hoodie \u2014 “Keep Calm and Buy More Fern” Minimal Vertical Text College Hoodie"},"content":{"rendered":"

Soft, roomy, and quietly bold \u2014 this hoodie settles into your rotation and stays. The clean vertical text on the chest reads like a private joke, subtle from across the room but confidently loud up close. The hood tucks up around your neck on chilly mornings, the kangaroo pocket keeps your hands warm and your essentials close, and the structured side seams keep the silhouette looking put-together even after many washes. Built from a cozy ringspun-cotton blend with a medium-heavy weight, it drapes loose and comfortable for study sessions, late-night walks, or weekend coffee runs. Ethical certifications and a tear-away label make it easy to wear with a clear conscience.<\/p>\n

Product features
\n– Durable side seams for longer-lasting shape
\n– Adjustable hood with drawstring and metal grommets
\n– Spacious kangaroo pocket to warm hands or hold items
\n– Medium-heavy ringspun cotton blend (varies by color) for cozy warmth
\n– Loose fit with tear-away label; WRAP, Sedex and PETA certified<\/p>\n

Care instructions
\n– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
\n– Do not bleach
\n– Tumble dry: low heat
\n– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
\n– Do not dryclean<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Width, in<\/td>\n20.08<\/td>\n22.05<\/td>\n24.02<\/td>\n25.59<\/td>\n27.17<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Length, in<\/td>\n26.38<\/td>\n27.56<\/td>\n28.74<\/td>\n29.92<\/td>\n31.10<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sleeve length, in<\/td>\n23.23<\/td>\n23.82<\/td>\n24.41<\/td>\n25.00<\/td>\n25.59<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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