{"id":28315,"date":"2026-01-20T21:32:19","date_gmt":"2026-01-20T21:32:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/produkt\/t-shirt-shh-no-one-cares-funny-graphic-tee\/"},"modified":"2026-02-24T20:50:55","modified_gmt":"2026-02-24T20:50:55","slug":"t-shirt-shh-no-one-cares-funny-graphic-tee","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/en_gb\/produkt\/t-shirt-shh-no-one-cares-funny-graphic-tee\/","title":{"rendered":"T-Shirt \u2014 \u201cShh! No One Cares\u201d Funny Graphic Tee"},"content":{"rendered":"

A crisp, lightweight tee with attitude \u2014 this crew neck shirt speaks in short sentences and deadpan humor. The front features bold, slashed typography with a cheeky, hand-lettered line underneath \u2014 a look that reads like a quick, private joke you wear out loud. The fabric feels smooth against the skin and drapes cleanly thanks to a classic fit and tubular knit construction. Breathable and soft, it layers easily under a jacket or stands alone as a statement piece. Built for everyday wear with reinforced shoulder tape and a flexible ribbed collar that keeps its shape. Ethically sourced ring-spun cotton and careful printing deliver a graphic that stays sharp wash after wash.<\/p>\n

Product features
\n– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m\u00b2) for a soft, smooth hand
\n– Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
\n– Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
\n– DTG\/DTF printed graphics for crisp, durable imagery on front and sleeves
\n– Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty<\/p>\n

Care instructions
\n– Do not dryclean
\n– Do not bleach
\n– Tumble dry: low heat
\n– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
\n– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Width, in<\/td>\n18.00<\/td>\n20.00<\/td>\n22.00<\/td>\n24.00<\/td>\n26.00<\/td>\n28.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Length, in<\/td>\n28.00<\/td>\n29.00<\/td>\n30.00<\/td>\n31.00<\/td>\n32.00<\/td>\n33.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sleeve length, in<\/td>\n8.23<\/td>\n8.50<\/td>\n8.74<\/td>\n9.02<\/td>\n9.25<\/td>\n9.49<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Size tolerance, in<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A crisp, lightweight tee with attitude \u2014 this crew neck shirt speaks in short sentences and deadpan humor. The front features bold, slashed typography with a cheeky, hand-lettered line underneath \u2014 a look that reads like a quick, private joke you wear out loud. 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