{"id":36453,"date":"2026-01-21T21:35:13","date_gmt":"2026-01-21T21:35:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/produkt\/sarcastic-quote-tote-bag-i-am-allergic-to-stupidity-i-break-out-in-sarcasm-cotton-canvas\/"},"modified":"2026-01-23T19:58:53","modified_gmt":"2026-01-23T19:58:53","slug":"sarcastic-quote-tote-bag-i-am-allergic-to-stupidity-i-break-out-in-sarcasm-cotton-canvas","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/en_gb\/produkt\/sarcastic-quote-tote-bag-i-am-allergic-to-stupidity-i-break-out-in-sarcasm-cotton-canvas\/","title":{"rendered":"Sarcastic Quote Tote Bag \u2014 “I Am Allergic to Stupidity, I Break Out in Sarcasm” Cotton Canvas"},"content":{"rendered":"

Carry your wit with you. This sturdy cotton canvas tote pairs a clean, flat silhouette with long, reinforced handles so it moves easily from errands to coffee shops. The natural heavyweight fabric holds shape and weight without sagging, while the sewn-in label and neat construction give it a lived-in, made-to-last feel. The bold typographic design on the front reads like a quick punchline \u2014 a small, confident piece of personality that opens a conversation or brightens a slow line at the checkout. It\u2019s simple, practical, and unapologetically expressive.<\/p>\n

Product features
\n– 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd\u00b2) for durability and structure
\n– Flat-corner construction for a slim, compact profile
\n– Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching
\n– Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India
\n– Available in natural and black color options<\/p>\n

Care instructions
\n– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.
\n– Spot clean
\n– Do not bleach
\n– Line dry<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
<\/th>\n15″ x 16″<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<\/thead>\n
Width, in<\/td>\n15.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Length, in<\/td>\n16.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Handle length, in<\/td>\n20.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Carry your wit with you. This sturdy cotton canvas tote pairs a clean, flat silhouette with long, reinforced handles so it moves easily from errands to coffee shops. The natural heavyweight fabric holds shape and weight without sagging, while the sewn-in label and neat construction give it a lived-in, made-to-last feel. 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