Light, durable, and a little bit witty \u2014 this cotton canvas tote carries the everyday clutter of a busy mind with calm style. Soft natural canvas (or a bold black) supports a colorful, retro-inspired graphic that reads \u201cMy brain has many tab open,\u201d turning a frazzled moment into a smile. Long, reinforced handles sit comfortably on the shoulder while the flat-corner construction keeps the bag slim and easy to slide under a bicycle seat or into a locker. Bring it to coffee shops, campus, commuting, or quick market runs \u2014 it holds notebooks, a water bottle, and the small essentials that keep your day moving.<\/p>\n
Product features
\n– 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd\u00b2) for strength and durability
\n– Flat-corner construction keeps the bag slim and structured
\n– Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching for comfortable shoulder wear
\n– Available in natural or black; sewn-in label; sourced from India
\n– Adult-sized capacity suitable for books, groceries, and daily essentials<\/p>\n
Care instructions
\n– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.
\n– Spot clean
\n– Do not bleach
\n– Line dry<\/p>\n
| <\/th>\n | 15″ x 16″<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<\/thead>\n |
|---|---|
| Width, in<\/td>\n | 15.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n |
| Length, in<\/td>\n | 16.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n |
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