A sturdy cotton canvas tote that carries more than groceries\u2014it’s a small, sassy statement. The natural heavy-weight canvas holds shape and weight with ease, while long self-fabric handles sit comfortably on the shoulder. Fronted with a retro, hand-lettered “Sarcasm: Just one of my many talents” design, this bag pairs everyday utility with offbeat humor. Toss in books, market finds, or your laptop and head out feeling a little more witty and a lot more yourself. The flat-corner construction keeps the silhouette clean and slim when not full, and the reinforced stitching at stress points promises lasting use.<\/p>\n
Product features
\n– 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas (12 oz) for durability and structure
\n– Flat-corner construction for a slim, clean profile
\n– Long self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for comfortable carrying
\n– Available in natural and black; sewn-in label and sourced from India
\n– Designed for adult use; robust enough for books, groceries, and daily essentials<\/p>\n
Care instructions
\n– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.
\n– Spot clean
\n– Do not bleach
\n– Line dry<\/p>\n
| <\/th>\n | 15″ x 16″<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<\/thead>\n |
|---|---|
| Width, in<\/td>\n | 15.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n |
| Length, in<\/td>\n | 16.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n |
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