Lightweight but rugged, this cotton canvas tote carries your day with a wink. The soft natural canvas shows off a cheeky, hand-lettered design\u2014\u201cLashes longer than my Patience\u201d\u2014with small lash and sparkle accents that nod to salon mornings and rushed routines. The flat, roomy body keeps books, beauty essentials, and a planner neat and accessible. Long self-fabric handles sit comfortably over the shoulder; reinforced stitching at stress points means this bag endures the daily shuffle.<\/p>\n
This tote slips into the life of someone who moves between appointments and errands, who loves a bit of glam and a sense of humor. Bring it to appointment days, market runs, or when you need a reliable go-to for carrying extras after a long shift. It reads like a private joke to fellow beauty pros and a playful confidence boost for anyone juggling a busy schedule.<\/p>\n
Product features
\n– 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz) for strength and structure
\n– Flat-corner construction for a slim, book-friendly silhouette
\n– Long self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for comfortable shoulder carry
\n– Available in natural and black; sewn-in label and adult sizing
\n– Blank sourced from India; durable spun-fiber weave for everyday use<\/p>\n
Care instructions
\n– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.
\n– Spot clean
\n– Do not bleach
\n– Line dry<\/p>\n
| <\/th>\n | 15″ x 16″<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<\/thead>\n |
|---|---|
| Width, in<\/td>\n | 15.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n |
| Length, in<\/td>\n | 16.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n |
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