{"id":51056,"date":"2026-01-22T17:06:42","date_gmt":"2026-01-22T17:06:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/produkt\/sweatshirt-im-silently-judging-your-choices-graphic-crewneck\/"},"modified":"2026-01-23T22:08:03","modified_gmt":"2026-01-23T22:08:03","slug":"sweatshirt-im-silently-judging-your-choices-graphic-crewneck","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/en_gb\/produkt\/sweatshirt-im-silently-judging-your-choices-graphic-crewneck\/","title":{"rendered":"Sweatshirt \u2014 “I’m Silently Judging Your Choices” Graphic Crewneck"},"content":{"rendered":"

This cozy sweatshirt carries a playful, slightly sardonic vibe\u2014bold hand-lettering declares \u201cI\u2019m silently judging your CHOICES,\u201d framed with stars and accent lines for a stationery-meets-street look. The medium-heavy fabric and ribbed details make it feel substantial without being stiff. It folds into everyday moments: thrown over jeans for coffee runs, layered for late-night bonfires, or pulled on after a long shift when you want to say more with less. The cut is relaxed and stylish; the tear-away label keeps the neck area comfortable. Wear it when you want to be warm, wry, and unmistakably yourself.<\/p>\n

Product features
\n– Medium-heavy fabric (9.9 oz\/yd\u00b2 \/ 280 g\/m\u00b2) for warmth and structure
\n– Blended fibers vary by color (approx. 80% cotton \/ 20% polyester for many colors)
\n– Side seams and ribbed knit collar help the garment keep its shape
\n– Necktape and tear-away label for added comfort and durability
\n– Stylish fit that runs true to size; meets EU REACH compliance<\/p>\n

Care instructions
\n– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
\n– Do not bleach
\n– Tumble dry: low heat
\n– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
\n– Do not dryclean<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Width, in<\/td>\n20.47<\/td>\n22.05<\/td>\n23.62<\/td>\n25.20<\/td>\n26.77<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Length, in<\/td>\n26.77<\/td>\n27.95<\/td>\n29.13<\/td>\n30.31<\/td>\n31.50<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sleeve length, in<\/td>\n25.59<\/td>\n26.18<\/td>\n26.77<\/td>\n27.36<\/td>\n27.95<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This cozy sweatshirt carries a playful, slightly sardonic vibe\u2014bold hand-lettering declares \u201cI\u2019m silently judging your CHOICES,\u201d framed with stars and accent lines for a stationery-meets-street look. The medium-heavy fabric and ribbed details make it feel substantial without being stiff. It folds into everyday moments: thrown over jeans for coffee runs, layered for late-night bonfires, or […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":51380,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[1402],"product_tag":[2030,2039,2031,2033,2032,1974,1982,2038,2034,2037,2036,2035,2026],"class_list":["post-51056","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","product_cat-sweatshirts-yoga","product_tag-funny-clothing","product_tag-funny-gift","product_tag-funny-hoodie","product_tag-funny-long-sleeve","product_tag-funny-sweatshirt","product_tag-funny-tshirt","product_tag-gag-gift","product_tag-graphic-clothing","product_tag-humor-apparel","product_tag-meme-clothing","product_tag-novelty-clothing","product_tag-sarcastic-clothing","product_tag-unisex-clothing","first","instock","taxable","shipping-taxable","purchasable","product-type-variable","has-default-attributes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":53053,"url":"https:\/\/aure-thread.com\/en_gb\/produkt\/im-silently-judging-your-choices-graphic-crewneck-hoodie\/","url_meta":{"origin":51056,"position":0},"title":"“I’m Silently Judging Your Choices” Graphic Crewneck Hoodie","author":"Aure Thread","date":"22\/01\/2026","format":false,"excerpt":"Nothing beats a warm, good-quality hoodie. 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