Description

A soft, everyday hoodie with a dry, witty slogan printed on the chest — it reads like a private joke you wear out loud. The medium-heavy cotton-blend feels substantial without being stiff, and the roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable hood add practical comfort for grabbing coffee, running errands, or lounging at a friend’s place. Clean lines and a regular fit keep the silhouette relaxed and easy to layer. This is for someone who speaks with sarcasm and wants their clothes to say it first.

Product features
– Soft 80/20 cotton-poly blend with a smooth surface for crisp printing
– Medium-heavy 8.5 oz (290 g/m²) fabric for comfortable warmth and structure
– Adjustable drawstring hood with matching woven cord
– Large kangaroo pouch pocket to warm hands and hold essentials
– Ribbed-knit cuffs and waistband plus tear-away label; regular fit

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Do not tumble dry
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean