Description

Light, sarcastic, and honest — this sweatshirt speaks for the person who wears it. Soft yet sturdy medium‑heavy fabric feels substantial without weighing you down. The bold, hand-lettered text puts a wink and an eyebrow raise front and center: a blunt little reminder that your sarcasm level is a direct response to other people’s choices. Wear it on slow mornings, during group projects, or when running errands — it’s the comfortable, low-effort way to broadcast mood and boundary with humor.

Designed with side seams and a ribbed knit collar, the fit stays structured wash after wash. Necktape keeps the back of the collar sitting smooth and comfortable. The tear‑away label removes itch and distraction so the message — and your personality — do the talking.

Product features
– Medium‑heavy fabric (9.9 oz/yd² / 280 g/m²) for warmth and structure
– Blend varies by color (mostly 80% cotton / 20% polyester) for softness and durability
– Side seams and ribbed knit collar retain shape over time
– Necktape and tear‑away label for comfort and a smooth neckline
– Stylish fit that runs true to size

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean