Description

Soft, warm, and a little bit sassy — this sweatshirt carries a wry message for anyone who’s tired of the daily grind. The clean, black typographic design reads like a laugh between friends: “Being a functional adult every day seems a bit excessive.” It sits on a medium-heavy, structured sweatshirt that holds its shape and feels substantial without being stiff. Wear it at home with a mug, layered for a quick errand, or to a low-key get-together where comfort and humor win. The ribbed collar and side seams give a tailored feel, and the tear-away label keeps the back of your neck comfortable. Runs true to size and keeps its look after washes thanks to quality fabric blends and reinforced neck tape.

Product features
– Medium-heavy fabric (9.9 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
– Blended cotton/polyester for softness with shape retention (ratios vary by color)
– Side seams and ribbed knit collar for a structured, lasting fit
– Necktape and tear-away label for comfort and reduced stretching
– Stylish fit that runs true to size and meets EU REACH compliance

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean