Description
A light, breathable tee printed with a wry, hand-lettered message: “Being a functional adult every day seems a bit excessive.” Soft ring-spun cotton and a clean crew neckline give this shirt a lived-in feel while staying neat. Wear it on low-energy mornings, casual meetups, or when you want your humor to do the talking. The understated monochrome design sits centered on the chest, letting the witty line take center stage without shouting. It layers easily under sweaters or stands alone with denim, making it a comfortable piece for people who prefer honest, slightly sarcastic apparel that matches their everyday mood.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight (153 g/m²) feel
– Tubular, side-seam-free knit for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
– Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to maintain shape and fit
– Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials for comfort and safety
– DTF and DTG printing methods used for crisp, durable sleeve and chest prints
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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