Nurse Sweatshirt – “I’m a Nurse I Don’t Need a Therapist I Have My Patients” Funny Healthcare Crewneck

$34.99

  This cozy sweatshirt speaks directly to nurses who carry both compassion and dark humor through long shifts. Soft yet sturdy, it settles in like a familiar breakroom joke: bold, hand-lettered text and medical icons that read “I’m a nurse — I don’t need a therapist, I have my patients.” Wear it on commute days, late-night charting sessions, or on your day off when you still want to wear scrubs-adjacent comfort. The fit is roomy without feeling sloppy, with a ribbed collar and side seams that keep its shape wash after wash. It’s the kind of layer that feels like…

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This cozy sweatshirt speaks directly to nurses who carry both compassion and dark humor through long shifts. Soft yet sturdy, it settles in like a familiar breakroom joke: bold, hand-lettered text and medical icons that read “I’m a nurse — I don’t need a therapist, I have my patients.” Wear it on commute days, late-night charting sessions, or on your day off when you still want to wear scrubs-adjacent comfort. The fit is roomy without feeling sloppy, with a ribbed collar and side seams that keep its shape wash after wash. It’s the kind of layer that feels like an inside nod to colleagues and a little reminder of why you show up — even when the laughter is the best medicine.

Product Type: Sweatshirt

Product Features:
– Medium-heavy 280 g/m² fabric: warm and durable for shift changes and cooler commutes.
– Cotton/poly blends vary by color for softness with reliable structure.
– Side seams and ribbed knit collar preserve shape over repeated wear.
– Necktape and tear-away label increase comfort, reduce irritation.
– Stylish fit that runs true to size; suitable for adult wearers.

Product features
– Medium-heavy 9.9 oz/yd² (280 g/m²) fabric for warmth and durability
– Cotton/polyester blends (varies by color) for softness and structure
– Side seams and ribbed knit collar help maintain shape
– Necktape for comfort and a tear-away label to prevent irritation
– Stylish fit that runs true to size and meets EU REACH requirements

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean

S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 20.47 22.05 23.62 25.20 26.77
Length, in 26.77 27.95 29.13 30.31 31.50
Sleeve length, in 25.59 26.18 26.77 27.36 27.95

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