Description

Soft, lightweight long-sleeve tee with a bold, witty message that reads like a personality—dry, playful, and confidently unapologetic. The retail-fit silhouette and ribbed collar give it a clean, put-together look while the light fabric keeps it comfortable all day. Wear it to punctuate a sarcastic comment at a coffee meetup, layer it under a jacket for casual weekend errands, or lounge in it while binge-watching and delivering commentary from the couch. The shirt’s understated white canvas and black typographic design make the statement clear without shouting—funny, clever, and instantly relatable.

Product features
– Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathable all-day wear
– Retail fit that runs true to size with side seams for lasting shape
– Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to resist stretching
– Made from Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber mix varies by color) with tear-away DTF inner neck label
– Durable construction meets flammability requirements; made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
– Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, team or dry: medium heat
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not dryclean